January 2011
I’m going to bed early.
Yet another year I won’t be kissed at the stroke of midnight.
December 2010
I’ve got nothing.
God bless Jameson.
So, I’m going to drink until …yeah.
thebriandales replied to your photo: Remind me why I’m not deleting again
BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T GOTTEN WASTED TOGETHER YET
Sounds like a plan, my brother. The sooner the better.
My entire body feels heavy and numb. Maybe I’m dreaming. Either way, I’m going back to sleep.
Well, fuck. Where the fuck am I?
Every time I close my eyes it gets really dark.
I hope these flying octopi don’t eat me while I sleep on the semen enriched carpet.
No one has been this stoned since B.C.
nate we have to go to 711 for cheeses
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
give me back my damn legs motherfucker so we can get some cheese man.
ill go to western union and send them
the mail doesn’t come on sundays!
vernon dursley is that you
who’s knocking on the door?
the wet bandits they want to steal your legs from me and flood the apartment gather the...
I just wanna cuddle.
nate we have to go to 711 for cheeses
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
give me back my damn legs motherfucker so we can get some cheese man.
ill go to western union and send them
the mail doesn’t come on sundays!
vernon dursley is that you
who’s knocking on the door?
nate we have to go to 711 for cheeses
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
give me back my damn legs motherfucker so we can get some cheese man.
ill go to western union and send them
the mail doesn’t come on sundays!
nate we have to go to 711 for cheeses
give me back my damn legs motherfucker so we can get some cheese man.
nerf or nothing: itsyaboytravie: nerfasaurus:... →
itsyaboytravie:
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
I don’t want to sleep on the floor but my legs are missing.
I bet Travie took them to get tall.
i dont want to be a thief what have i done.
I’d call the police but I forgot the number and well, my phone is in my…
who’s alan
who’s adam? what the hell are you talking about?
Travie floats every time he put his hand down his pants.
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
I don’t want to sleep on the floor but my legs are missing.
I bet Travie took them to get tall.
i dont want to be a thief what have i done.
I’d call the police but I forgot the number and well, my phone is in my pants which are on my missing legs.
im too pretty to go to jail i think i saw a phone but then i forgot where i was...
itsyaboytravie:
nerfasaurus:
I don’t want to sleep on the floor but my legs are missing.
I bet Travie took them to get tall.
i dont want to be a thief what have i done.
I’d call the police but I forgot the number and well, my phone is in my pants which are on my missing legs.
I don’t want to sleep on the floor but my legs are missing.
I bet Travie took them to get tall.
Travie’s carpet smells like semen.
sweets!
totally making a gingerbread house. right now.
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Listen
super duper high.
dr. unk vs superhigh.
I fell asleep in the middle. It’s not meant for me to watch, I guess.
I need to get back to bed.
Not to mention my sweet as fuck Christmas pajamas.
I never catch the beginning of A Christmas Story. I turn on the TV and see the opening credits. Stoqued as fuck. Time for a beer or two and to actually watch this movie.
Fuck. I forgot to put milk and cookies out.
Fucking hell I’m bored.
I’ve been listening to Alex singing along to Frank Sinatra’s Christmas songs all day.
Can’t sleep. Just pretending.
suareasy replied to your post: I feel like all this fucking hard work I’ve done…
Baby, it did mean something. And I loved every single thing that you’ve done. From the room with the view in Georgia, to the lights outside, to even the cups of cocoa that you made us. I recognized and appreciated all of it.
Sure as hell doesn’t feel like it.
I feel like all this fucking hard work I’ve done to impress him just meant nothing.
Maybe I need to go back to being an asshole.
Anonymous asked: How did you fuck up this time?
Anonymous asked: How did you fuck up this time?
I always fuck up somehow.
Anonymous asked: why is he gonna kill you?
Anonymous asked: why is he gonna kill you?
He’s gonna kill me.
Just working my ass off outside.
No big deal.
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I’m his favorite person in the entire world.
Me and you setting in a (never ending) honeymoon.
suareasy:
I wish Nate would let me win sometimes.
Sorry honey, maybe next time.